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I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. – Ronald Reagan

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The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. – Ronald Reagan

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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. – Ronald Reagan

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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book. – Ronald Reagan

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Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. – Ronald Reagan

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help. -Ronald Reagan

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The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground. ~ Author Unknown

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If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. – Katherine Hepburn

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Seek somebody who communicates with you in laughter, because laughter can turn a sad day into a joyful day.  It is true; a happy person can make your day joyful. – Author Unknown

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Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

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