I have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. – Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress…. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

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No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.  – Mark Twain

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

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If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

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I can live two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain

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